Every package includes captions, speaker reframing, and color correction. Choose a monthly retainer or order clips one at a time.
Always Included
Custom Captions
Word-by-word captions styled for your brand — not auto-generated slop. Color-coded, sized right, placed for retention.
Speaker Reframing
Auto-reframe and manual crop so your talking head is always centered and composed for vertical formats.
Color Correction
Every clip gets a base grade. No washed-out webcam footage. Consistent look across your whole channel.
Direct Communication
You get my direct line — not a support ticket. Updates, previews, and revisions handled fast.
Choose Your Style
Full Meme
Reaction clips, sound effects, zooms, pop-ups. High energy, built for virality. Every point lands with a punch. Best for debate, commentary, and hot-take content.
Meme-Assisted
Clean base with just enough humor to make key moments hit harder. Professional but not boring. Good for educational or analysis content that still wants personality.
Clean & Cold
Strictly the content. Sharp captions, tight edits, no gimmicks. Lets the argument speak for itself. Ideal for documentary-style or serious commentary channels.
À La Carte
One at a time.
No commitment. Order a single clip, episode pack, or brand intro whenever you need it.
Single Short
$95
per clip
One polished Short to see what your content looks like done right.
Up to 2 minutes
Custom captions
Speaker reframing & crop
Text overlays
Color correction
5-day turnaround
Episode Pack
$225
per episode
3 Shorts pulled from a single long-form video. I select the best moments — you get three ready-to-post clips.
3 clips from 1 long-form video
Moment selection included
Custom captions on each clip
Speaker reframing & crop
Text overlays
6-day turnaround
Brand Intro
$250
one time
Custom 5–10 second animated opener. Your logo, your colors, your vibe. Delivered as a file you can drop into any video.
Custom animation to your brand
5–10 seconds
Logo + color treatment
Delivered in MP4 + transparent PNG
1 round of revisions
7-day turnaround
Monthly Packages
Consistent output, handled.
Best for channels publishing regularly. Fixed monthly rate, priority turnaround, same-day communication.
Starter
$300
per month
For channels building the habit of showing up. Four Shorts a month, consistently.
4 Short-form clips (up to 2 minutes each)
Custom captions
Speaker reframing & crop
Text overlays & B-roll cuts
Color correction
5-day turnaround per clip
Most Popular
Growth
$550
per month
Eight Shorts a month for channels that are serious about growth.
8 Short-form clips (up to 2 minutes each)
Custom captions
Speaker reframing & crop
Text overlays, B-roll & effects
Color correction & audio cleanup
Priority 3-day turnaround
1 revision per clip
Partner
$1,200
per month
16 Shorts per month. For creators going all in. Brand intro included free in month one.
16 Short-form clips (up to 2 minutes each)
Custom captions
Speaker reframing & crop
Text overlays, B-roll, sound effects & effects
Full audio & video cleanup
Priority 3-day turnaround
1 revision per clip
Brand intro included (month 1)
Give me your video. I'll handle the rest.
Send your footage, a YouTube link, or just tell me what you're building — I'll put together a quote.